Amalgamated Visual Illusions!

I was a student in the Princeton University doing a course on sexology where i met Jennifer conelly,She was great and we fucked up our education because of drugs and also she got me into the nastiest shit i ever knew.So i moved to Brazil with my girl friend and took up my career as a photographer in journalism [ what the hell is he talking about?? yes its true!]
I was involved in documenting the photographs of two crazy mobsters.I was a secret informer to the police department there.I almost got killed while taking pictures of the gang wars.So ,got back to the US ended up in working with a group of 5 sons of bitches who use colors as code names. I was already fed up with the arrogance of one sober professional who refused to tip the waitress.So i couldn't control my anger when i was named Mr Yellow and shot MR pink, drove off as fast as i could. So moved to England where i met my old diamond trading jewish friend who got me into the world of bookies.I killed my opponent in boxing,so with the entire London Mafia behind me,i went to France where i met a pro who was searching for his kidnapped daughter,assisted the hitman and found his beautiful teenage girl,while seducing and fucking her in the hotel room he came back suddenly from the embassy.Without a word he shot my hand.I literally ran like a cheetah to save my life.Then few months later my journey led me into the sahara desert of Africa where i had great fun in playing bumper cars with real ones on a highway road i scared the crap out of the two chicks sitting in the car and the one tied on the bonnet for a adventurous ride.I bumped into the car frequently i could enjoy the fuckin fun of the idea that i could "make the tied girl piss in her pants" pushing their car into a pit i quickly drove to the nearest police station and reported a crime against these chicks though im the fuckin culprit.The girls come drifting and with loaded Night hawk pistols lookin at my black BMW parked outside and not realising the fact that its a police station.Officer abruptly comes running to stop them suddenly i hear "BOOM" holy mother of god she shot and the "Officer is dead" now i started to pee in my pants. All of a sudden i hear three shots boom boom boom thats it all these 3 innocent-but-adventurous chicks dead.!!Laughing my ass out i started my car suddenly, i find that a gun was pointed on my fore head by some one sitting on the back seat,I felt some what drunk,I was slowly turning back my head and holy shit it was Jennifer connelly again,what was she doing in EGYPT! Then i heard some one shouting " Ee roju exam undi lesi ready avvu".I woke up and realised that it was my mom and i am in India and i study not at princetion university but sree nidhi institute of crap.

This is the most typical dream of a Movie Zealot.To be concise, a mix of A beautiful mind,CITY of GOD,Reservoir Dogs,Snatch,Taken and the Death proof movies which i watched recently.